22. Brian: Season 1, Episode 4

Brian has Charlotte’s big three: “Looks, manners, money. ” But he even offers a hankering for booty intercourse, and Char’s simply not down. This contributes to a group that is memorable at the back of a cab. Charlotte chooses she can’t be “Mrs. Up the Butt, ” and Brian is not heard from once more. Sucks for Charlotte, but hey, one’s heart wishes just exactly what the center wishes.

21. Chivon Williams: Period 3, Episode 5

Chivon are at the middle of a storyline that is rather problematic culminates in Samantha yelling at their cousin in a club, “Get your big black ass away from my face. ” Yikes. Chivon himself is nice and hot, but additionally allow their sibling meddle inside the dating life. Still, it is to get the best that this relationship didn’t work-out, since Samantha has dilemmas she has to focus on.

20. Stephan: Period 2, Episode 11

Charlotte’s boyfriend Stephan starts the not at all politically correct debate: can a guy who “seems” homosexual be straight? Stephan himself states yes: “I’m a 35-year-old pastry cook whom lives in Chelsea, ” he informs Charlotte. “If we had been homosexual, I’d be gay. ” Charlotte attests he seems super right in sleep, and that could be sufficient on her. However when he flips away more than a mouse in their kitchen area, she chooses she can’t cope with a relationship where neither ongoing celebration has an developed “masculine part. ” Another really yikes SATC minute.

19. Wade: Season 3, Episode 15

Carrie satisfies Wade, alias Power Lad, in a comic book store. He lives aware of their moms and dads, that is a red banner, but Carrie goes along side it. He additionally considers remaining in with fried chicken and weed to be a date—which is subpar for Ms. Bradshaw’s criteria. (Although, for today’s post-recession, student-debt-laden NYC daters, it may be considered a fairly typical 2nd or 3rd date. ) Their fling comes to an end whenever Wade’s mother catches them cigarette cigarette smoking, and Wade blames it on Carrie. She retaliates if you take the Mary J she leaves with her when. Every thing takes place for the reason!

18. Mike: Period 2, Episode 9

Bad, uncircumcised Mike certainly deserved a lot better than exactly exactly just what the SATC gods had in store for him. After dating just for a while that is short Charlotte persuaded Mike to endure circumcision surgery. Why? Because Charlotte had been weirded away by their foreskin. It is bizarre that this storyline and Charlotte’s request were addressed as normal. In the event that genders had been reversed about this, the gals would’ve been rightfully outraged that a man recommended surgery to “fix” a woman’s genitals that are perfectly functional. But Mike got the surgery and experienced a newfound burst of bachelor confidence that Charlotte couldn’t abide. Pour one out for Mike, whom should’ve simply discovered himself a gf who had been utilized to uncut males. At the least their storyline led to among the best SATC episode names: “Old Dogs, New Dicks. ”

17. Jack Berger: Season 5, Episode 5 and beyond

Jack Berger has got to universally be the most reviled Carrie boyfriend. He starts therefore promising: witty, imaginative, with the capacity of rocking a fabric coat. But he’s additionally perhaps maybe not completely over their ex—and he starts to resent Carrie on her behalf success. Berger has to date a doormat, or at the very least a super non-threatening kindergarten instructor. Therefore while, yes, he’s charming, he’s got some major, major problems. Whom gets angry at a gift from Prada?! And let’s perhaps maybe not also begin the Post-It.